Mike is driving home from the bar with his wife Sarah one night. He gets pulled over by a cop. The officer walks up and says, "Sir, do you know why I stopped you?" Mike goes, "Uh, no, officer. Did I do something wrong?" The cop says, "Your taillight is out!" Mike immediately goes, "Oh wow, I'm sorry. I had no idea. I'll get that fixed first thing t
License and registration, sir. Yep. Do you know why I pulled you over? You're asking me? You're the cop? Hold on, let me use my mental telepathy. Let's see, let me try to read your mind here. No, no. Sorry man. Something's blocking my mental telepathy. It's probably that stupid mustache on your upper lip. Alright, funny man. I pulled you over for s
COP: Put your phone down bro. DRIVER: No, no, no, no, no. COP: Put your phone down now. DRIVER: Get off me man. Now you're threatening to pepper spray me. COP: Ready? DRIVER: Are you ready? You can write me a speeding ticket and then you can go on your way. But you're threatening to drag me out of my car and pepper spray me. COP: No, I need to move
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